The Yellow Pages
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The purpose of the Yellow Pages is to enable you to let other users know
something about yourself.  You can put in anything you like so long as it
does not break the general rules for messages (ie it shouldn't offend people
who will read it).

Humour is appreciated, but please don't put in anything to deliberately
mislead people.