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It’s the self-proclaimed, absolute mad lad, Mo, coming at you with another cringey newsletter. Now with 72% less chance of getting marked as spam but nothing’s certain. But not everything is filled with existential dread because as a man livin’ on a prayer once said, “We’re halfway there”. So with hope for the inevitable and unpredictable future restored, let’s get into the events for this week:
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Smash Weeklies<\/strong> – Wednesday, 6 pm, BNSR 21. My favourite Smash Bros. character is the Green Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger, who’s yours? We’ve also got our Alton Towers tickets for sale here<\/a> but now with something extra. The tickets are now available to everyone (as long as they are a member of Lancaster University). This means that now all your friends can come along too (again, only if they are a member of the Uni). So now it’s fun in the sun for everyone (please, for the love of God, they have to be a member of Lancaster University, the Union will Thanos snap us into the disaffiliation realm if we try bringing anyone that isn’t from the Uni).<\/p>\n\n\n\n And now for the fact of the week: Putting these emails through text-to-speech is quite fun. I’d recommend it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yeet, Hey guys, It’s the self-proclaimed, absolute mad lad, Mo, coming at you with another cringey newsletter. Now with 72% less chance of getting marked as spam but nothing’s certain. But not everything is filled with existential dread because as a man livin’ on a prayer once said, “We’re halfway there”. So with hope for the inevitable and… Read More »Newsletter Week 25, 2018\/19<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":70,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lancaster.ac.uk\/luges\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
County Social<\/strong> – Friday, 8 pm, County Bar. Y’all already know what it is. We’ve got games and a bar, what more could you ask for?
LUGES Annual BBQ<\/strong> – Saturday, 1:30 pm, Lake Carter. Rev up those fryers, cause we’re making some-a spicy-a meat-a balls-a.
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Mo, LUGES General Secretary and Mr. Had-to-do-the-newsletter-twice-cause-UnionCloud-crashed-#feelsbadman-boi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"