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JUDGE MCKINSEY'S "CIRCUS" AT "CARTMEL CLOWN COURT"

By Jamie Thorpe | Published:
Picture of Judge McKinsey looking stuffy and humourless
Judge McKinsey was investigated in 2020 for handing out unduly harsh punishments.

Dr. Morgan Spencer has fired back at Judge McKinsey after what she called "unjustified and ill-informed criticisms" during a high-profile fraud case at Cartmel Crown Court. The Judge reportedly openly questioned Dr. Spencer’s conclusions in court, claiming they were "not sufficiently rigorous", that her method "lacked any transparency whatsoever", and that Spencer could not demonstrate that her approach was "accepted by the scientific community".

Spencer rose to fame in 2021 after appearing as an expert witness during the Graven Tech Enterprises money laundering trial. In response to questions about the nature of her relationship with CEO Terry Cruze, the forensic linguist made national headlines when she responded with the now infamous retort, "History doesn't remember good girls".

Today, Dr. Spencer took to a press interview to once again defend her reputation, saying, "I wouldn’t expect someone who hasn’t written a single academic paper in decades to understand the intricacies of modern forensic science. She needed help switching on the courtroom microphone yesterday. I doubt she even knows what an algorithm is." Amid the flurry of questions from journalists, Dr. Spencer called the trial "a circus held at Cartmel Clown Court".

Dr. Morgan Spencer looking confident and stylish
Dr. Morgan Spencer hit back at Judge McKinsey's criticisms outside Cartmel Crown Court.

The statement has sparked controversy. One person familiar with the incident called it a justified response to a "clueless, technophobic, out-of-touch judge". Meanwhile, a source close to Judge McKinsey said, "Dr. Spencer’s conduct undermines the decorum we expect in court professionals. Judges must critique the evidence presented, and professionals must respond appropriately within the court, not outside of it." They went on to say that the Judge was "deeply unimpressed" with Spencer's remarks.

The Crown Court don has famously incarcerated hundreds of people for tax evasions, and she was subject to investigation amidst complaints that she routinely handed down stricter sentences and harsher fines than her colleagues. The 2020 report that cleared Judge McKinsey of all charges has been described as a whitewash.

We have emailed Judge McKinsey's office for a comment on this story.


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Comments

TaBlondRdr

doc spenser is a legend ! finally , someone standing up to corrupt judges . we need more like her

2,556 upvotes | 0 downvotes

NoCoke_JustIce

McKinsy got roasted, lol. I bet she's still using a Nokia!

1,899 upvotes | 0 downvotes

Angela_1973

Can’t believe McKinsey is still on the bench. Spencer is spot on! This is exactly why our justice system is a joke.

Upvotes: 432 | Downvotes: 0

BigRedMan67

Judge McKinsey = total dinosaur. Maybe it's time she retired to a zoo? #ClownCourt 😂😂

Upvotes: 287 | Downvotes: 0

ChknNggts

McKinsey might be a jerk but Spencer doesn't sound great either. It’s worrying that no one else is seeing the bigger issue here.

Upvotes: 12 | Downvotes: 220

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Upvotes: 3 | Downvotes: 220

WokeBuster123

Spencer is part of the problem. These so-called "experts" think they can do no wrong. Wake up, people! This countrie’s going to the dogs.

Upvotes: 104 | Downvotes: 92

IrregularVowelMovement

@WokeBuster123 Your username says everything. 🙄 Crawl back under your rock, troll. 🙄

Upvotes: 98 | Downvotes: 43

CatLadyKiller

Doesn’t anyone notice how much makeup Spencer wears in court????? She looks more like she’s off to a photoshoot than a trial! #JustSaying

Upvotes: 76 | Downvotes: 1

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RealistricklySpeaking

@ChknNggts u dont even no how corrupt big farma is running everyhhing now no justice for anybody if ur not rich

Upvotes: 48 | Downvotes: 75

Lore_and_Hoarder

This is a disappointing read. Dr Spencer’s remarks cross a professional boundary. Critiquing the judge publicly undermines the integrity of the court process. There are proper mechanisms for addressing concerns like this. The media isn't one of them.

3 upvotes | 2,404 downvotes

Angela_1973

@RealistricklySpeaking You’re missing the point. The system’s broken because of people like McKinsey. It’s time for a new generation to take over!

Upvotes: 92 | Downvotes: 17

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