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  October 2012 ***************************************************** 'Truth:
  lies open to all' ***************************************************** Every
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  you're viewing this using Outlook, the formatting might look better if you
  click on the message at the top saying 'Extra line breaks in this message
  were removed', and select 'Restore line breaks'. CONTENTS:
  editorial, senate report, sports centre traffic, marking, information
  security, other media, learning zone, city block, anthony
  marsella, ian parker,
  underpass, breeam and lica,
  signs, letters. ***************************************************** EDITORIAL The
  recent re-structuring of the bars has – quite rightly and unsurprisingly -
  not passed without comment elsewhere. SCAN has covered it in depth, and the
  new University comment magazine ' First
  Observation: such was student concern about what was happening that a General
  Meeting was called at which Jo Hardman and Mark Swindlehurst
  were given an opportunity to explain what was going on. This was, by almost
  all accounts, a pretty unsatisfactory affair, and illustrates yet again an
  all-too-familiar characteristic of University management practice. Memo to
  all managers, everywhere; when taking decisions that affect other people, it
  is a good idea both to consult them about their opinions and to keep them
  informed as to how they are likely to be affected. If you do not do this,
  they will probably get upset. End of memo. (In fairness, it should be said
  that those taking the decisions maintain that proper consultation did in fact
  take place and the relevant procedures were observed. It is however apparent
  that a lot of people don't agree.)  Second
  Observation, related to the First: This has all been astoundingly badly
  handled. Experienced and loyal staff have been
  treated as though they have nothing to contribute to any part of the process,
  and some have been effectively demoted – not because they have done their job
  badly, but because the new structure demands it. Tail wagging the dog, never
  goes down well.  Third
  observation: the General Meeting called by LUSU was inquorate,
  not least because of the paucity of  Fourth
  Observation: regardless of the quality of the actual managers, a system of
  peripatetic managers for the bars, as opposed to a system of a designated
  licensee for each one, risks robbing every bar of its face to the world –
  bars are not primarily about design, or architecture or even the beer and
  food; they are about people. This new system is also yet another example of
  removing individual identity from the Colleges, an issue to which we shall no
  doubt be returning.  All
  of the above comes with the caveat that everything anyone thinks they know
  about this issue is probably wrong – which is part of the problem bequeathed
  to us by the mishandling mentioned above. There
  is a petition on the bars at http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/lancaster_college_bars/. ************************************************* SENATE,
  10 SEPTEMBER 2012 The
  first Senate meeting of the academic year was a bit of a marathon, lasting
  over two and a half hours. Apparently it had not been thought that there
  would be enough business to have two Senate meetings this term – but there
  was certainly too much for one. Business
  started with the 'Vice-Chancellor's update'. Firstly he discussed the removal
  of  Within
  the 'Information' section of the agenda, the Pro-VC for Research gave an oral
  report on Open Access and Research Data Policy, with discussion focussing on the former. He reminded us how this summer's
  report by Dame Janet Finch (a former Lancaster Pro-VC) has given added
  impetus to the 'Gold' model of open access publishing – where authors would
  pay an upfront fee to get their articles published. There was no detailed
  discussion about how this would be handled internally by the University – for
  example, whether some research might be discouraged because of the cost of
  publishing it. Instead, the focus was on the considerable additional cost
  during the transitional years (three? five? ten? more?) when both systems
  would be in operation. More broadly, the VC thought that University members
  should also maximise the power of 'green' open
  access publishing (for example putting pre-publication versions of articles
  onto PURE or E-Prints) to disseminate the University's research output at low
  cost. There will be a paper from UMAG on all this to be discussed at the next
  Senate.  The
  list of proposed recipients of honorary degrees in 2012-13 was also
  announced, prompting a discussion of the almost total lack of women on the
  list. Professor Smith said that it had already been noted that the nomination
  process tended to produce a list with a distorted gender and ethnic balance,
  and said that new guidelines were being discussed that might help to correct
  this. Under
  items for discussion, there was a report from Gavin Brown, Dean of
  Undergraduate Studies, on the effect of having introduced revised
  undergraduate assessment regulations (you know, A-, D+, aggregation scores,
  etc.). He reported that their introduction had had no big effect on averages,
  but had stretched the range of marks given up into the Upper Second and First
  ranges - which was of course what they had been partly intended to do (to
  overcome markers' apparent reluctance over giving the higher grades). There
  was some concern expressed, especially by student reps, that this might produce
  a sense of  There
  was only brief discussion of the proposed Institutional Academic Standards
  and Quality Committee, which, it was insisted, was not an attempt to roll
  back the clock to before 2010, when we had three committees working in this
  area; the new committee would have tight terms of reference – ensuring
  comparability of standards across all our degrees. Then we moved on to the
  oral update from Professor Bob McKinlay, Deputy
  V-C, on international partnerships, reporting on a recent joint trip to
  Brazil to develop institutional research and teaching links with universities
  there, and on discussions with a private investor to help establish the
  proposed Guangwai-Lancaster University in Guangdong
  Province, China. He then turned to the plan to establish a  However,
  an amendment had been tabled by two senators, proposing that Senate should record
  that it regretted the lack of 'full and proper discussion' of the proposal by
  Senate, and that it 'views the target date of September 2013 for teaching
  commencement with scepticism' and recommends
  delaying marketing the provision until all the details are in place. The
  Deputy VC was clearly angered by the amendment, calling it 'disappointing',
  and suggesting (rather unfairly) that it was an insult to all the people who
  have been working hard on this on  The
  final presentation was by Mark Swindlehurst, on the
  new Estates Masterplan for 2012-22. He emphasised that the plan was not a description of what
  the University wanted or intended to build, but an attempt to get a coherent
  framework within which developments might go ahead as the need and funding
  arose. He said that an initial emphasis would be on improving the 'sense of
  arrival' for people coming to campus – for example establishing a number of
  'green fingers' breaking through the line of buildings between the perimeter
  road and the spine, and improving the approach to the Great Hall. The spine
  itself would be improved, upgrading the canopy and lighting, and establishing
  more social spaces along it. He identified many spaces within the perimeter
  road where new buildings might be placed as and when needed, including those
  vacated by departments moving into new premises. He added that the plan was
  to go through the whole estate over the next 5 years, bringing existing
  buildings up to standard. Some of the discussion centred
  on the idea of the University establishing more of a presence in Lancaster
  centre, possibly at the Storey Institute or the Castle, the principle of
  which seemed to be supported by the VC. The
  Senate meeting ended at about 16.40, with your correspondent regretting he
  hadn't managed to eat his lunch beforehand. 
   ***************************************************** SPORTS
  CENTRE TRAFFIC Subscribers
  will recall that in subtext 92 that we commented unfavourably
  on the traffic arrangements on the exit road where it passes the Sports
  Centre. (For clarity, we only worry about the road, we love the Centre
  itself. Except that the dry-side changing rooms are too small.) Taxi drivers
  who made the  Now
  the University has, it seems, taken heed, and a fair bit of work was done
  over the summer. There are more traffic bumps, the existing ones have been
  widened, and the angle of pedestrian access has been altered. These changes
  will probably save some pedestrians from being mown down, which is
  undoubtedly an improvement. However, what hasn't happened is to move the bus
  stop on the exit side ten feet further forward, which would allow cars to get
  past when the bus is stopped there. Not only does this produce queues at busy
  times, but it encourages cars (well, big 4x4 cars mostly), to mount the kerb in order to squeeze past. The grass will suffer and
  eventually someone will get hit. From a driver's perspective, it's just plain
  annoying.  ***************************************************** UNDERGRADUATE
  ASSESSMENT REGULATIONS The
  new marking scheme introduced last year resembles something cooked up by
  Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkel Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs (aka
  The Wizard of Oz – but you knew that) more and more by the day. The bells and
  whistles, quasi-algebraic, converted aggregations fancy front-of-house
  marking show belies a frantic pedalling backstage
  in an attempt to disguise the amount of extra work it appears to be
  generating. Whilst the general grumbling at its instigation was around grade
  inflation and maintenance of standards (see also Senate report above), it
  appears that the other end of the scale is where there are major problems. To
  proceed to the final year with an honours degree
  students must achieve (following any opportunities for reassessment) an
  overall aggregation score of 9 or above with no more than 30 credits
  condoned. Fairly easy to achieve one would think. But this year the
  University was faced with an unprecedented number of cases to adjudicate
  upon. To avoid so many students not proceeding and/or being asked to leave
  the University marks were changed and/or adjusted or students were invited to
  resubmit their resubmission – presumably again and again until they pass. We
  should not be too shocked by this particular course of action – see below. We
  are certain to be returning to this subject, and would be interested to hear
  reactions from colleagues who have had to implement the new system. ************************************************** INFORMATION
  SECURITY POLICY and MANDATORY TRAINING Apparently
  all staff should by now be aware of the University Information Security
  Policy and associated processes. (Did you know about this? It is apparently
  designed to raise awareness about how to protect restricted or personal
  information and our responsibilities to keep such information secure.) Staff
  can either follow a short online course or attend a workshop, followed by a
  short online test to confirm understanding. We are informed that training is
  available to raise awareness about how to protect restricted or personal
  information and our responsibilities to keep such information secure. Staff
  can either follow a short online course or attend a workshop. Rather
  Orwellian is the instruction 'Please note that this training is mandatory for
  all staff'. Successful completion of the online assessment is recorded on the
  HR system.  subtext has a suggestion for those with little enough
  time already available for filling in endless REF forms.  Do not despair - skip the training and go
  straight to the assessment. It only takes a few minutes - the pass mark is 80%.
  If you fail it doesn't matter, you can retake 'til you pass, just like the
  students. Upon completion you will receive a certificate!! ************************************************** OTHER
  MEDIA It's
  nice to know we're not alone in thinking there is still quite a lot of room
  for media containing discussion of University matters. Last year we welcomed
  'The Whistleblower' into the lists, and now there is 'Lancaster To Euston'.
  The former started well but has quickly descended into ad hominem snippiness
  – the piece on Assistant Scan Editor and Thursday night Radio Bailrigg stalwart Ronnie Rowlands'
  petition about the bars was both cheap and inaccurate. Only 4 issues in is a
  bit early to start a race to the bottom, eh? Not big or clever. The new
  'Lancaster To Euston' is a fairly serious affair, though not without humour. The look is 1970s mimeograph retro, but at least
  it doesn't make your hands dirty. We welcome it, and wish it well.  ***************************************************** LUNCHING
  ZONE It
  might have come as a surprise to anyone using the El-Zee last year to realise that the Zone has a regulation that states that
  no hot food is to be consumed within it. The regulation was more honoured in the breach than the observance. One seldom
  went in without noticing the smell of baked potatoes and baked beans. Most
  days it was the place of choice for University House staff to eat their
  lunch. Tables and desks overflowed with sticky evidence of students refuelling as they worked. The place increasingly looked
  – and smelt - less and less like the swishy hi-tech learning environment that
  was intended, and a lot more like a slightly better appointed 1980s student
  JCR.  Now
  we see that a fairly discreet sign has been out up suggesting that lunchers confine themselves to the small area of tables
  by the spine entrance. It won't stop the place smelling of baked potatoes or
  sandwich wrappers littering the place, but at least it might cut down on
  gravy-stains on the work surfaces – if, that is, anyone pays attention.  ***************************************************** CITY
  BLOCK AFFRONTAGE Talking
  of a 'sense of arrival' (see Senate report above), the approach to  And
  then, just after the Alexandra along  After
  the trams were withdrawn in 1930 the building eventually became known as
  Victoria Court, with retail on the ground floor, and offices above. (Readers
  might remember the furnishing store with its window displays that used a
  slightly creepy seaside humour.) But more recently
  it was bought by  The
  redevelopment was designed by the Liverpool architects Union North, who said
  that their plan for the new Penny Street frontage 'reinterprets an existing
  stone facade that is juxtaposed with a matrix of inserted gold framed study
  bedroom windows and is "fossilised"
  within an extended stone frontage'. The
  City Council were warned about the likely visual
  effects of the development by several groups, including Lancaster Civic
  Society and the Victorian Society. The LCS argued that on the Penny street
  side the development would be a 'large unattractive decorated box', too large
  and, unlike the existing City Block development next to it, with no nod to
  the proportions and building-sky relations characteristic of the surrounding
  buildings - let alone its position at an important entrance to the city. Now
  that the building has been unveiled we can see that the warnings do not seem to
  have had any effect on the final building, which looks even worse than the sanitised images that appeared in the Architects Journal.
  The sense of symmetry that was still there in the building's Victoria Court
  incarnation has been lost. The central arch is no longer an opening, but
  merely part of the plate-glass frontage to the Sainsbury's Local shop, which
  extends along to the right; the left-hand part of the building forms the
  entrance to City Block.   Worse
  is what's happened above street level. As well as the sheer formless bulk of
  the building being too imposing, the trace of the old façade just makes the
  building look a mess. The transition from the worked sandstone to the new
  smooth cladding doesn't make sense; the three pediments that topped the original
  frontage are still visible but their line has not been incorporated into the
  new façade in any way. The brutal lines of rectangular windows, with
  protruding gold surrounds, march across the now blanked-out window openings
  of the original building without even bothering to lift their feet over the
  original lines or symmetry of the old façade. 
  The handsome bay window that once protruded over the central arch now
  appears just as a particularly ugly oval scar with no aesthetic logic at
  all.   The
  incorporation of the original façade into the new one turns out to have been
  a big design mistake. It certainly did the job of softening the resistance of
  the Council to allowing this development in a conservation area, but it's
  meant that we're left with an even worse building, one in which the dead eyes
  of the old building stare out from the body of the new one. We need a new
  architectural term for this ruse – it's not so much fossilisation
  as 'fetus in fetu' (look it up). The only good
  thing about the visual effect is that it can serve as a constant painful
  reminder of human folly, rather like the one wrong stitch that is supposed to
  be incorporated into every Persian carpet.  ***************************************************** ANTHONY
  MARSELLA Anyone
  wondering what the recently departed and largely unlamented University
  Marketing Manager has been up to lately might like to follow this link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005SE2SXA. It's
  worth reading just the first couple of pages, if only to realise
  that 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is perhaps after all not actually the worst book
  ever written in the history of publishing.  ***************************************************** IAN
  PARKER Ian
  Parker, a major figure in discursive and critical psychology and Professor at
   One
  subscriber contacting us on this subject referred to  ***************************************************** UNDERPASS
  BLUES We
  were going to review the new underpass arrangements in a civil and restrained
  manner, but then a subscriber ranted on at us for a while about it, so we're
  going to use his words instead. Those who consider this a touch intemperate
  might care to remember the inconvenience everyone was put to, the damage it's
  done to the business of the shops in the Square, and the fact that the work
  took TWO YEARS to complete.  'Apart
  from plugging the leaks and stopping Alexandra Square plummeting into it, all
  I can see that they've done is put up some red paint, a few lights and some
  very sub-standard stone and plaster work. The 'roof' is still an ugly lattice
  of concrete ribs. The lift doesn't work. The only electronic time-table is
  hidden outside and visible from one approach only. Heaven forbid that people
  waiting for buses should be able to see when they are due - much better to
  keep uninterested people in  Intemperate
  and probably unfair. Though we could also mention that there's no clock,
  which would seem at least useful and arguably fundamental in a place where
  people and machines must coincide. Nor is there a single seat to rest on –
  not even those thin slanting things you get at bus shelters designed to be
  just uncomfortable enough to stop people spending time there.  And it's worth mentioning that the
  underpass flooded during Freshers' Week. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose...... ****************************************************** BREEAM
  AND THE  The  The
  'outstanding' rating recognises not only that the
  material of the building has relatively little embodied energy, but also that
  it can be expected to be economical to operate in energy terms throughout its
  life.  As a result, it will cause low
  emissions of carbon dioxide. The structure of the  Dating
  from 1990, BREEAM was the first comprehensive Building Sustainability Rating
  Tool in the world. Developed steadily since then, it has been used to rate
  large numbers of buildings world-wide, and has proved a good earner for the
  Building Research Establishment; but it is not without shortcomings. The
  chief criticism is that it focuses on technical aspects of building design,
  such as the embodied energy and the energy used in operation, but doesn't pay
  much attention to users' response to the indoor climate. In some buildings
  that are BREEAM-rated (but not any of ours, as far as subtext knows) there
  have been complaints about poor ventilation and about the indoor climate in
  general.   The
  USA's competing building assessment scheme, called LEED, requires that
  projects share with the Green Building Council all energy and water usage
  data for at least five years from occupancy, so in the USA it is possible to
  compare the work of different architects and contractors for the performance
  of their buildings. It is interesting that BREEAM doesn't require the sharing
  of this kind of data: it only offers an option that extra credits can be
  gained by collecting data on user satisfaction and on water and energy consumption
  for the first three years. Perhaps BREEAM should be a bit less British about
  its assessment - a bit more sharing of information and general openness could
  only be an improvement on what is already a very well-regarded scheme.   ********************************************* SIGNS A
  couple of posters struck us as interesting over Freshers'
  Week. (And how many years can you say that?) The first was for the University
  Cricket Club, which illustrated its call for volunteers with a picture of a
  woman, wearing cricket pads and carrying a bat. All good so far, but rather
  spoilt by the fact that the only other thing that she was wearing was a green
  bikini. It's hard to do more over this sort of thing than to heave a very very deep sigh and wonder how we could have travelled so
  far and advanced so little, so that's what we'll do. (Subscribers who don't
  read the Guardian might be interested in an article on this tendency which
  can be read at http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2012/oct/10/is-student-life-becoming-more-sexist?) The
  other poster that caught the eye was the one for the Student Conservative
  Party, which asked 'Do you Find Power Sexy?' Thanks for that, reminding us
  how much we all fancy Nick Clegg.  *********************************************** WHAT'S
  IN A NAME (PART 2) After
  our Nancy Wright-inspired item in subtext 92 on the nicknames that staff
  bestow on their colleagues, readers sent in a few more examples: 'Our
  Heroic Leader' (used ironically of a former head of Physics) 'Teflon'
  (brilliant at avoiding taking on any responsibilities) 'ESSO
  man' (of someone in the catering industry – 'Every Saturday and Sunday Off') More
  please. *****************************************************
   LETTERS Dear
  subtext I
  have just discovered by chance that just before each term begins, the Library
  sends a skip full of books which have not been used for a while for
  shredding. Why not offer them to staff and students first, or give them to
  charities, or send them to  Michela Masci, DELC ***************************************************** Dear
  subtext, Apropos
  of your mention of a 'rumbustious Irish wolfhound'
  in subtext 93, years since, an undergraduate male whose name I once knew had
  an Irish wolfhound whose name I once knew. I first met both of them when I
  picked the student up at the hitching post (does that still exist?) thinking,
  I suppose, that the massive animal beside him would run alongside my small
  car, or perhaps pull it. But no, the dog got in too, and incredibly curled
  up, somehow, with his owner on the passenger side of the car. Well, almost
  entirely on the passenger side. As I recounted the story later in the Furness
  Common Room (does that still exist?), round about the Monkey Rack the dog
  decided to lick my hand (resting as it was on the gear shift) and absolutely
  enveloped it. It was rather disconcerting, but I slowly extracted my hand and
  drove on. But
  the dog was the very definition of civility and after that when I saw the
  pair hitching, I always stopped. The dog did a bit better when we bought a
  larger car. But had he been rumbustious, a great
  word, I probably would have given him only the one ride. Bob
  Bliss, Dean,  ***************************************************** The
  editorial collective of subtext currently consists (in alphabetical order)
  of: Mark Garnett, George Green, Ian Paylor, David
  Smith, Bronislaw Szerszynski and Martin Widden.  | 
 
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