Hey guys,
It’s the self-proclaimed, absolute mad lad, Mo, coming at you with another cringey newsletter. Now with 72% less chance of getting marked as spam but nothing’s certain. But not everything is filled with existential dread because as a man livin’ on a prayer once said, “We’re halfway there”. So with hope for the inevitable and unpredictable future restored, let’s get into the events for this week:
Smash Weeklies – Wednesday, 6 pm, BNSR 21. My favourite Smash Bros. character is the Green Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger, who’s yours?
County Social – Friday, 8 pm, County Bar. Y’all already know what it is. We’ve got games and a bar, what more could you ask for?
LUGES Annual BBQ – Saturday, 1:30 pm, Lake Carter. Rev up those fryers, cause we’re making some-a spicy-a meat-a balls-a.
We’ve also got our Alton Towers tickets for sale here but now with something extra. The tickets are now available to everyone (as long as they are a member of Lancaster University). This means that now all your friends can come along too (again, only if they are a member of the Uni). So now it’s fun in the sun for everyone (please, for the love of God, they have to be a member of Lancaster University, the Union will Thanos snap us into the disaffiliation realm if we try bringing anyone that isn’t from the Uni).
And now for the fact of the week: Putting these emails through text-to-speech is quite fun. I’d recommend it.
Yeet,
Mo, LUGES General Secretary and Mr. Had-to-do-the-newsletter-twice-cause-UnionCloud-crashed-#feelsbadman-boi